toot it & boot it

finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny

toot it & boot it by stone head 420 March 7, 2011

Toot it & Boot it

To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!

Toot it & Boot it by POSHeries February 25, 2011

Boast-it note 

A Post-it note that has something along the lines of "I rulez" written on it, and then stuck on some twats back

"I rule"
"I'm a chav" (Most chavs boast about that fact"
"Etc"

'Ere mate, yoo got a boast-it note on your ass'

Boast-it note by Cooee May 17, 2006

boot it 

To shove something (usually drugs) up your asshole.

Ayo that nigga Tyrone almost went to jail for all that crack but that nigga was able to boot it before the police got there.

boot it by vein g0t game December 7, 2013

Toot IT and boot it 

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house

Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it

Toot IT and boot it by Jujufreedman November 24, 2016

Boast-it note 

A detailed letter that accompanies a Christmas card. The sole purpose of the note is to boast about the sender's family. Usually plagued with unnecessary exclamation marks and unwanted particulars about said family, the boast-it note is the bane of the festive season post.

Mrs B: You ok honey?
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.

Boast-it note by Jumponitsir December 21, 2010

boot it 

to move about in a large area.

Often the "it" can be dropped.

He boot it around town.

He booted around the beach.

boot it by mattgk November 12, 2013