bonerd

n. what one gets when one is turned on or inordinately excited by a stimulus or activity that is generally acknowledged as nerdy, geeky, etc.

"Oh my god, did you see that computer keyboard made out of Scrabble tiles?! IT TOTALLY GAVE ME A BONERD."

bonerd by RaeReezy January 22, 2009

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Bonererection

When the mere word boner and erection has lost its funniness, it's another way of describing the exitement of the male reproductive organ, (penis). It's much larger and more powerful than a boner or erection. In simple words it's when your dick lifts up.

1. Can I walk around with my bonererection?
2. Ha ha ha, that guy has a bonererection!
3. If you have a bonererection lasting more than four hours please consult a doctor immediately.

Bonererection by Semper Fun November 3, 2009

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Bonered • bonered up • hot and bonered • Bonkered • BonerDog • bonerdome • Bonerdust • bonerection • boneree • BANERED

Boneresque

When something goes hard or slaps. When that shit be bussin. Anything dope af. #boneresque

My DM gave me a boneresque great sword. That shit was boneresque af.

Boneresque by starzlicious April 10, 2022

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bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

bonerodeo by scott gelato October 10, 2010