Blue Screen Of Death 

A screen that made you commit suicide thanks smart people at Microsoft. Now made Extinct by Windows XP, but that has its own problems.
A close relative to the BSOD is the General Protection Fault or
Critical Error

Damm those BSOD's.... wTF? i got A GPF already!

Blue Screen Of Death by Fury1671 November 8, 2003

blue screen of death 

BSOD, a point in time (almost hourly) where windows finds an error in a patch of memory. "reference error at x0fffffx0ff112" the number jibberish is in hex, like you could find that specific memory point anyway.

I was sitting enjoying my kiddie porn, when suddenly my web page wouldnt load! i clicked furiously on the link, but to my dismay a blue screen popped up and...

(he said no more the awe of the BSOD had him switch to linux immediatly)

blue screen of death by ViRuS September 6, 2003

Blue tick of death 

The act of opening /reading a text message on Whatsapp and not replying the sender.

James: "Did you at least reply Jennefer?"
Hank: "No, I gave her the blue tick of death."

Blue tick of death by Henk Oets November 8, 2020

blue screen of death 

What you tend to see every 30 minutes when using Windows ME.

Women love the Blue Screen of Death because, when stared at for hours on end, adds "gorgeous highlights" to their hair.

blue screen of death by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

blue screen of death 

what you see after you fall asleep wating for windows to work.

Damn all you lucky linux users for saving money on a good OS.

*YAWWWWWWWWWN* Wow windows sure goes slo.. FUCK, THAT DAMN BLUE SCREEN AGAIN!!! IM GETTIN LINUX!!!

blue screen of death by DA GUY April 14, 2004

blue screen of death 

An 600 x 800, blue message screen generated by a fatal error on a computer using a version of Windows prior to Windows 2000. This screen also closes the program you are using and makes you automatically lose all your unsaved data.

"I just got a blue screen of death and lost all my hard work! AAAAHHH!"

blue screen of death by star8706 February 1, 2003

Blue Kiss of Death 

1. When using an outhouse and dropping a solid deuce, the blue outhouse water that shoots back up and splashes in the exposed butthole is known as the Blue Kiss of Death.

"I thought I was done taking a shit, but as I pinched off that last loaf, the blue kiss of death got me. Now my asshole is going to be wet all day long."

Blue Kiss of Death by colon catastrophe July 24, 2009