bitch ass eric blanchard 

A hypothetical person who harasses people, and goes around looking for problems because he doesn't have a life outside of prying into yours.

Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the dogs playing again.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing the kids playing on their bikes.

Bitch Ass Eric Blanchard is outside videoing how full the trash dumpsters are.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is telling my neighbor she can't park in the loading zone to unload her groceries and took a picture of her car to report her.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard is outside telling the neighbor's kids he's going to have their dog taken away by animal control.

Bitch ass Eric Blanchard got offended that you said "Hi Eric" when you saw him in the morning and threatened to get a lawyer for "calling him names" ... Yes, we called you a name, your name is Eric, we called you Eric. 🤷

bitch ass eric blanchard by Marxbabe2 May 20, 2020

Cooper Blanchard 

A boy with light brown hair and blue eyes and a ugly face and picks his nose. A huge baseball fan but he also probably secretly likes boys too but I am whateves I don't judge.

ME: I like you
Cooper Blanchard: Go fuck yourself!
ME: Go fuck YOURSELF your the gay one

Cooper Blanchard by MadGirl101 December 14, 2017

kevin blanchard 

Is a retard and never shuts up and acts like a 5 year old

Kevin Blanchard

kevin blanchard by Definition people October 20, 2018

Armando blanchard 

armando blanchard is this guy who loves to game 24/7 and also loves to hang with his friends if your name starts with (j,c,a,s,t) you probably are his best friend or lover he is a nice dude who also is a pervert dude who loves to watch porn hub especially if its sister and brother porn and he also loves the office and will die for it

armando blanchard: oi salome

salome: yes?

armando blanchard: why did you do this to me

salome: ;w;

(sorry if your seeing this armando0

Armando blanchard by tato tarts April 7, 2020

makinzie sue blanchard 

a very pretty girl. that has great talents. and she overides with all you other hoes. and she can surely beat some ass. and she doesnt care who she hurts in the process if she is fighting for her best friend. just saying dont fuck with her

makinzie sue blanchard slays.

makinzie sue blanchard by Makinzie August 26, 2017

Blanched 

To be completely belligerent or inebriated as a result of consuming too much alcohol. This word is used to describe drunkenness for two reasons. 1) The word itself just sounds like it means shit faced. 2) The actual meaning of the word defines a cooking method in which food is dunked in hot, then cold water to loosen the skin. The metaphor being, saturating something in liquid unit it changes.

Party Animal 1: I am so hungover I can hear colors.

Party Animal 2: Yeah, dude. We got fucking blanched last night.

Blanched by captmurk November 13, 2013

Blanched 

A synonym for "blue balling". In cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing "it" to getting heated up then getting "iced".

"Dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night" blue balls blueballs

Blanched by PHILSON October 21, 2011