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Poor Man's Black Velvet 

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'
Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.
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black man's willy 

Term used for a BMW that has all the extra bling for added performance. Usually an M3 with all the accessories.
Hey Johnny, did you see that Black Man's Willy I bet that makes the girls wet.
black man's willy by Alphaghettisoup November 17, 2016

Because he's black? 

The first thing most people will ask if you say some black person looks like a different black person or is like another one.
Person 1: Hey, that looks like Morgan Freeman!

Person 2: Because hes black?
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Person 1: Wow, slam dunk. like mike.

Person 2: Because he's black?
Because he's black? by dodongo56 December 4, 2010

Black man's shrimp

slang word for (fried chicken wings) a favorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.
while at the bar we drunk beer and ate black man's shrimp

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.
Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

Black man's shrimp

slang for (fried chichen wings) a fravorite food served at parties or urban gatherings.
while at the bar we drank beer and ate black man's shrimp

black guy's Christmas 

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents
Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(