The term given to someone who continually exaggerates their own experiences in order to "beat" any quality of your own story. Often interrupting your telling to become the centre of attention
The Black Cat Bastard would respond lie so;
1. If you have a black cat, theirs is Blacker, larger and more friendly/unfriendly depending on original statement.
2. You saw a panther in the wild? My mate breads panthers for the Queen!
She’s antisocial accept around you. When she’s mad, she closes herself out and doesn’t talk. She at least owns one black cat. Super cuddly and loves to feed you. Hates to eat herself and is probably depressed. Daddy issues
The cunning, jaded friend. Usually paired with the sweet goofy type, black cat besties are suspicious and highly protective. They’re fast to flee and are great at reading people quickly