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birth control 

A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.
I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!!
birth control by eat poop and die August 31, 2005

birth-day 

expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......
birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery
birth-day by psychoesthesiac July 9, 2010

birth nuts 

to have a mark on your testicles
'hey guys i have birth nuts"
birth nuts by slampig 21 May 25, 2009

birth face

The face (along with all its parts such as eyes, nose, lips and eye brows/lashes) that you came out of the coo-da-mama with...
Did you know if that is such and such "birth face"?
birth face by @JammOnIt May 6, 2015

birth jerky 

Dried birth waste used as a delicatessen.
Hey buddy. Pass me some more of that birth jerky.
birth jerky by TayWill February 10, 2019

birth canal lottery 

Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.
Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.
birth canal lottery by mistrooth September 22, 2011