between a rock and a hard-on

A situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.

A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.

by Quandries December 16, 2010

Between The Buried and Me

Sex For Your Ears.

Dude1: Yesterday i was listening to between the buried and me and..

Dude2: you tell me this everyday You jizzed during ants of the sky!

by Btbammakesmejizz February 19, 2010

between the buried and me

best band ever. ever.

Ad a Dglgmut is the best song ever. by the best band ever - btbam.

by dave(y) April 4, 2005

Between Friends

Between Friends is a hentai comic off of the show, "Star vs the forces of evil" which has the main protagonists fucking. It's considered lewd and some fuckers are calling it "child pornography". If it WAS child pornography, then every fucking hentai ever would be considered Child Pornography. The comic is ongoing and was made by the tumblr user: Area (Whos main account got banned and is now "Lil-Area")

Between Friends is fuckin hot

by 10YearoldPornstar September 16, 2017

between payments

The reason for your service being interrupted or property repossessed for non-payment. See "between jobs".

A: "Hey I called your cell phone but couldn't get through"
B: "Yeah my phone is between payments right now"

by Ry-G January 21, 2010

between the dildo store and the crematorium

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

Between the Buried and Me

one of the best metalcore bands out there. they actually have their own sound unlike most of the generic bullshit that happens to be of the same genre as them. they use a keyboardist which is pretty uncommon in metalcore. you could say they have progressive elements in their newer stuff.

between the buried and me is amazing.

by nosotros July 10, 2007