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Beav-Schwanz 

Taken literally, it is the merge of the two words Beaver and Schwanz.
Beaver, meaning "the pudenda of a woman"...and Schwanz meaning "male organ of copulation".

In an abstract way it could be like the Chinese dualistic philosophy of yin and yang.
This could be a way to describe a She-Male's private parts:

"Hey dude, check out his-her sexy Beav-Schwanz."

or

"This man-woman is suffering from Beav-Schwanz Envy"

Abstract Example:

"He/She's like my yin to my yang, my 6 to my 9, my Beav-Schwanz..."
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Beav-mobile

Whatever vehicle Doug Graham happens to be driving.
Why is the passenger in the Beav Mobile always a guy?
Beav-mobile by roberto September 18, 2003
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Beav Wrangler 

A beav wrangler is a guy who has sex with a lot of girls; as many as 400. It also describes almost every boy on the planet; especially James Outen and John Chevalier. Meant to be used in a insulting way. This name came from the movie Fired Up!
dude 1- "Dude i just had sex with Kayla, Stacy, Maya, Caitlyn, Amanda, Brianna, Jasmine, Shelby, and Hayley last night!
dude 2- "Man, you're such a fuckin beav wrangler."
Beav Wrangler by cadet kelly bitch January 25, 2011

Beav blousing 

The female version of “shirt cocking” in which you wear no other article of clothing than a shirt, thus exposing the female beaver.
Marie wears only a t shirt to bed, so when she went to the kitchen to get water I caught her straight beav blousing.
Beav blousing by Macho Meg October 23, 2019

Free Beav 

I knew it was gonna be a fun night when Sally told me she was Free Beavin with that skirt on.
Free Beav by Johnnnnnnny1 November 4, 2006

Juicin Beav 

Short for "Juicing Beaver" - To sexually arouse or attract a female.
Andrew was juicin beav all night at the bar.
Juicin Beav by AtariMasta December 29, 2010
a beav or pussy which is shaved
Do you have a bald beav or keep it hairy?
bald beav by Flop May 12, 2004