Turkey-Baconed 

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".

This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".

Turkey-Baconed by John Q Law January 23, 2009

Baconate 

To add bacon to a food to either enhance flavor, or add flavor.
Though baconating various foods may enhance flavor, it is still unhealthy.
Who wants to live to be 88 though, seriously?

To "baconate" a salad, would be to add bacon bits, or simply add strips of bacon.

Homer Simpson, in an episode of the The Simpsons, baconated just about everything he ate, such as wrapping his breakfast sausage in bacon, which is a true example of baconating.

Baconate by Gman of the Q April 17, 2009

baconaids

Swine Flu

That guys got a bad case of Baconaids!

baconaids by AnTi_mTtr April 27, 2009

baconed

Past tense of the verb 'to bacon' which involves the application of raw bacon to a victim's household; often their front door and/or windows. Raw bacon should be soaked in syrup and forcefully applied to ensure prolonged adhesion.

Person 1: "I heard you had a quite a surprise this morning."
Victim: "Yeah, those bastards baconed me!"

baconed by ColoradoIcculus December 8, 2009

Bacon-ated 

having your life terminated after having caught the swine flu..

It was a tragedy that his life was bacon-ated after catching the swine flu..

Bacon-ated by saturnchik12 November 2, 2009

Baconized 

(1)Getting burned bad in any video game
(2)Getting fried to a crisp in Warhawk with a Flamethrower while you are still lying there.

I really Baconized that guy.

Baconized by Millenneus February 6, 2008

Bacconater 

A delicious Wendy's burger. It is defined as fat covered in fat with fat on top deep fried in fat.

I'm glad the Bacconater has no lettuce on it! I'm watching my carbs.

Bacconater by Saint Chicago January 22, 2009