Babysitting the pusi 

You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .

Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga

Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi

Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true

Babysitting the pusi by Quacii June 21, 2019

babysitting 

Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck

Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."

babysitting by MacBeast May 30, 2007

babysitting 

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!

babysitting by ily4 April 15, 2008

babysitting a text

When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.

I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.

babysitting a text by Pussydestoyer6969 October 19, 2015

Babyshitting

The unfortunate circumstance of babysitting one or many bratty little asshole kids.

Guy: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Girl: "Can't, I'm babyshitting until late."
Guy: "The Johnson's little fuckers again?"
Girl: "Yeah..."

Babyshitting by Rockatansky August 4, 2009

Babysitting 

When someone holds there shot of alcohol for hours .

Fou was standing at the ale house bar for 4 hours babysitting the same shot . And on the other side of the bar Danny was holding his Tito’s and crystal light baby sitting his drink also for hours .

Babysitting by Wildmaturebill69 November 10, 2018

virtual babysitting 

Supervising a child via FaceTime.

Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!

virtual babysitting by bobo76 September 27, 2014