Byortch

n. A female with both a distinctly unpleasant personality and extremely low intelligence.

Todd: "Kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because I forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer."
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"

by Hellzapoppin' August 7, 2017

BYOW

(B)ring (Y)our (O)wn (W)eed when a person say byow is when they tell you they want you to bring your own weed

Host: make sure you Byow

by Daddyjaszz May 31, 2020

BYOTP

Bring Your Own Toilet Paper. Usually used by AP biology teachers who take their kids hiking in the mountains where toilet paper is not provided.

Mr. Siegel: Alright guys, so tomorrow we'll go hiking in the Santa Monica Mountains. There won't be any bathrooms in the middle of the hike. BYOTP.

by Mysticuno August 29, 2011

byod

bring your own drugs

Hey man, party at my place tonight. I'm supplying beers, but byod.

by xoptics January 19, 2007

byob

BYOB is an acronym with several similar yet related expansions. The acronym is most often associated with a social gathering (a party) at which the host will not be providing alcoholic beverages; the guests are invited to bring a beverage of their choice for their own consumption.

Common expansions of the acronym include:

Bring Your Own Bottle
Bring Your Own Booze
Bring Your Own Beer
Bring Your Own Beverage

not applicable, see above

by jeff24 July 13, 2005

byomccic&dr

byomccic&dr stands for bring your own mint chocolate chip ice cream & du-rag

Mike: "Yo man, you heard about that party next week?"
Sophisticated Individual (You): " Yeah bro I heard it was byomccic&dr!"
Mike: "Aw I need to buy another tub of Mint Chocolate Chip!"

by byomccic&dr January 23, 2018

BYOMCCIC&DR

Bring your own mint chocolate chip ice cream and du-rag.

Hey man, that party tonight is BYOMCCIC&DR, dont forget, they check you at the front door.

by stormostorm January 23, 2018