Ayatollah already

What Khomeini would say if you asked him the same question twice.

Carter: Will you release the hostages?
Kholmeini: The only way I'll release them is if YOU agree to ALL of OUR demands --- period.
Carter: So you won't consider releasing them just on your own?
Kholmeini: Ayatollah already --- YOU have to give US what WE want first!

Ayatollah already by QuacksO February 24, 2025

Ayatollah’d

Being fired from your job on your first day at work.

Example: Bob got appointed to lead Iran on Monday morning, but was forced to resign after exploding just hours later. Bob has been Ayatollah’d

Ayatollah’d by notaprogressiveaussie March 4, 2026

American Ayatollah 

Look at Iran. It calls itself an "Islamic Republic". It's a theocratic dictatorship where the ruling ayatollahs impose THEIR version of Islam on Iranians.
American ayatollahs are those who want to impose THEIR version of Christianity on all American people. They want to establish a totalitarian nation, a Christian Iran.

The American Ayatollahs are the "fundie"- inclined false prophets who steal, and try to force their views on America. This recent election campaigning we had was tainted by rumors and lies. The main candidates seemed to be alright but there were cretins on both sides of the fence and the Christian Reich tried to use it all to their advantage. Barack Obama and John McCain acted civil to each other but the fanatical riff-raff and the lies and the rumors were all over the place. These American Ayatollahs are nothing but prying con artists with an evil agenda!

American Ayatollah by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 27, 2009

The ayatollah of rock and rolla

Stitch Jones

Mike: Holy shit dude! Is that Stitch Jones? Ben: Yep. The ayatollah of rock and rolla.

The ayatollah of rock and rolla by Copenhagencowboy78 January 3, 2020

Amatullah 

In Arabic, a female worshiper (amat-) of God, Allah (-ullah).

Similar to Abdullah which means a male worshiper (abd-) of God, Allah (-ullah).

Both Amatullah and Abdullah could be used as given names and could also, however rarely, be used to respectfully address unknown persons.

- Assalamu alaikum, I'm looking for my friend Amatullah (Abdullah), have you seen her (him)?
- Excuse me, amatullah (abdullah), could you please tell me the way to the nearest bus-stop?
- A true amatullah (abdullah) will maintain a good heart.

Amatullah by Blacjac711 February 12, 2017

Amatallah 

Amatallah is a very good listener and a great friend, but dont try to start a fight with Amatallah she will beat your ass and laugh at you while she walks away

'I told her everything' 'Who?' 'Amatallah, she is soo nice'

Amatallah by Lovely dragon ;) February 17, 2021

ayallah

Ayallah is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Everybody at least thinks she cute, but most have a crush on her. She is sweet and kind if you get to know her, but hey on her bad side and you have surtian death in your future. Ayallah has lots of friends and is a great person to talk to when your having a rough time. Ayallah is creative, and is great with music. Ayallah is destined to make a good impact on the world...

My daughter Ayallah is beautiful.

ayallah by AyaThr June 26, 2017