Tel Aviv 

The REAL capital of Israel. Jerusalem is only considered to be Israel capital by those idiots from United States.

Fuck you all assholes who think Jerusalem is Israel's capital. It's clearly TEL AVIV NOT JERUSALEM you nigger cunts

Tel Aviv by STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON LASE December 2, 2018

Tel Aviv 

Used in context of expensive, "sine city". Capital of culture nightlife and gay life of Israel.

The place becoming Tel Aviv like.

Tel Aviv by dromidror August 13, 2009

Tel Aviv 

Where criminal live!

X: Why do i not like these people? they seem evil!
Y: Bro they are from Tel Aviv, you know how how much blood is on their hands?

X: Shit how can I forget!! How can anyone forget ??

Tel Aviv by SpittingFactsSince1948 May 18, 2021

Tel Aviv Turn Around

This occurs when a non-jewish male wears any sort of Jewish Traditional item enraging a Jew to the point that he then seduces and has intercourse with the non-jew's girlfriend.

"What up dude?"
"Pulled the Tel Aviv turn around last night"
"How'd that go?"
"Her boyfriend dumped her, then she tried to kill herself by drinking perfume. So, you know, pretty much the best night ever."

Tel Aviv Turn Around by ekoostikhebrew1 February 5, 2009

tel aviv 

1. second largest city in israel.

2. phonetic for the french "c'est la vie." = such is life. used when you a re frustrated with something and just give up on complaining about it, cause you're just used to these things keep on happening to you.

1. "hey let's go to tel aviv!" - "totally, i've never been to israel."

2. "i am running late and now i am stuck in traffic." - "tel aviv."

tel aviv by iamjacksrum December 8, 2009

Tel Aviv 

Best city in the world, located in the middle of Israel, parties 24/7 crazy night life

Lets go to Tel Aviv bro

Tel Aviv by SerjO November 2, 2008

Ask Aviv 

A lesser-known-but-equally-notable large city in Israel where you go to pose questions about the assorted religions and cultures of the area.

After you voice your religion/society-related questions at Ask Aviv, your queries are routed to the appropriate authorities in Tell Aviv for pondering and consultation. You are then given a specially-numbered card (this distinguishes your particular questions from everyone else's) and directed to travel to Tell Aviv, where you present your card to the local holy men and receive your answers from them.

Ask Aviv by QuacksO August 7, 2018