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astral shifting 

Astral shifting is where the Shifter goes into the spirit world (astral plane) and shifts there. It can take a while to work yourself into the right frame of mind for this, so it's not as easy as aura shifting, which you can do anywhere and get away with. Dreaming of shifting into your animal form or of being in your animal form counts as Astral Shifting also.
I had a Astral shifting today i went into my astral plane
astral shifting by nighttherian September 19, 2016
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Astral Procumtion 

When you put a napkin or tissue over your paranormal peen and then ejaculate propelling the tissue into the air. While it is in the air you must say "Oooo Spooky," or you get visited by the Spiritual Semen.
Bro I just commenced Astral Procumtion. "Oooo Spooky".

Astral Projection 

The ability to leave you're body in soul/spirit state.
Last Night I Watched Myself Sleep and then I flew away which refers of the action of Astral Projection.
Astral Projection by mrb20990 April 29, 2011

Astral Plane 

The place you visit during astral projection. If you are using LSD to achieve this, beware of getting stuck on the astral plane. If you are not using it, you should know that you basically have powers while there.
I almost got stuck in limbo in the astral plane.
Astral Plane by 1 2 X U October 13, 2015

Astral Projection 

The ability to project your subconscious mind forward, in the form of a astral body. Not a proven phenomenon.
I'm going to use astral projection to kick your ass remotely.
Astral Projection by TechKnow July 30, 2004

Astral Cock 

A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.
John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!
Astral Cock by Jaques Duchateau December 13, 2008

Astral Projection 

When your Spirit leaves your Physical body. You get look at yourself from the outside and get to realize how pathetic of a human being you are, and how ugly you actually are , some consider this a superpower others use it when meditating. Usually the Tibetan or Buddist Monks.
Jimmy would you take out the trash, Sort Mom I'm busy doing Astral Projection