Ass bandit 

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

Look at that ass bandit over there.

Ass bandit by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

ass bandit 

One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.

Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!

ass bandit by Poken U. Rarse December 5, 2011

ass bandit 

ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.

1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!

ass bandit by hb94 September 22, 2009

Ass bandit 

Someone who is gay but is afraid to take it in the ass.

“I think my boss George is gay, he’s just too afraid to take it in the ass. Stupid Ass bandit!”

Ass bandit by brethren January 3, 2006

Ass Bandit 

One of "Egg-Head"'s many alias given to him by his students.

"Egg-Head"'s an ass bandit.

Ass Bandit by Roze Equinoxx September 29, 2004

Ass bandit 

1. Like an Idaho Patato (Eric Bourassa)

1. Damn that ass bandit be wyl homo, over the fudge-cocky, son!

Ass bandit by Idaho Pa Tato January 25, 2005

Ass Bandit 

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

Ass Bandit by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011