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AspiringABS 

Hottest alpha male on the planet Earth.
He smart, he got abs and he good at video games.
I am AspiringABS
AspiringABS by Ggok12 January 25, 2021

Rich Mans Aspirin 

Noun. Top Quality Cocaine.
So named because of the analgesic (pain relieving) effects of cocaine, and how it can be used excessively, despite the expense, by the wealthy.
Mr. Richworthton is complaining of a migraine, please take this $1000 and get him some Rich Mans Aspirin from his dealer.
Rich Mans Aspirin by GlamKitten November 8, 2011

Aspiengirl 

a gorgeous female with Asperger’s Syndrome, in possession of a kick arse intellect!
An Aspiengirl doesn’t have to choose between being drop dead gorgeous and a Mensa member!
Aspiengirl by Aspie Crusader August 15, 2013

IITJEE aspirant 

*To be read in a news reader's monotone*
(A very Generic definition.)

A species of disheartened, sad-looking students who are going to appear for the JEE examination- an elimination process that aids in the shortlisting of students for engineering colleges in India.

This species can be easily identified by having a look at their eyes, faces and bodies which appear dead, dull and anything but graceful respectively.
They can be found behind stacks of Books or at hellish places called "coachings for JEE".

Places where the probability of finding them- staying true to the JEE Aspirant spirit, I'd say psy^2- is relatively low include schools, and just any geographical location which makes them happy.

These sad creatures have been to hell while preparing for this elimination process which has contributed immensely to their deranged appearances. They spend more than 8 hours studying on an average which I should appreciate but I don't because, they end up losing their love for learning before the actual learning even begins.

Even so, their determination is commendable. They one ultimate goal in life; to get into an IIT. This goal sometimes causes happiness when achieved and other times i.e. most times causes dangerous impacts in their young minds- suicidal thoughts to begin with.

Basically, these kids are messed up. Messed up by an exam- an exam that simply seeks out to eliminate 99.3% of applicants.

I feel sorry for them.
I feel sorry for myself.
Kalpit: (with tears) *whispering* I was an IITJEE aspirant too.
Aman: *sighing* Yeah...we were screwed from the beginning.

No one:
Not a soul:
Me: Why did I ever decide to pursue engineering and become an IITJEE aspirant?!
One afflicted with Asperger's Syndrome, a disorder on the autism spectrum.

The disorder causes social and often motor impairments but those who have it are often very intelligent and have particularly strong interests.

Used mostly among Aspies themselves.
"Most people don't realize the trouble an aspie has socially."
aspie by Dan Grover June 18, 2004

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.
I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.