Awanitis 

When young members of a not so civilized society sit in a dark office room, plotting heinous sex crimes.

"i'm gonna slit your throat and fuck your wound" is a common symptom of awanitis

Awanitis by aligean March 15, 2012

Asianitis 

Inflammation of the Asian

If you are Asian, you are probably Asianitic

Mohammed: Noor really couldn't read the texts in the book when the professor asked him today..

Ahmed: Yeah, just suffers from Asianitis

Asianitis by Tito. November 23, 2021

Ryanitis 

A rare condition where you know in your head what to do when simracing, yet through divine intervention cannot achieve your goal. Symptoms last 18 months to 2 years

Mate you'd be faster if you didn't suffer from Ryanitis

Ryanitis by Daga Kotawaru May 18, 2025