cant be arsed 

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

cant be arsed by Emma March 30, 2004

Who asked? 

the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.

"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."

Who asked? by The TallyMid Exterminator October 1, 2020

armed and dangerous 

(1. A way of saying you can and will shoot someone in the hood
(2. One of the best songs of 2018 by Juice WRLD

(1. nigga pull the fuck up I'm armed and dangerous bitch
(2. I love that song armed and dangerous

armed and dangerous by VIRGINITY ROCCS October 14, 2019

rat-arsed 

English slang-term meaning drunk. Nothing to do with rats or their arses.

Paula Abdul is always rat-arsed

rat-arsed by Jack Hackett August 24, 2007

who the fuck asked

When someone says something random so someone shouts WHO THE FUCK ASKED.

John:" hey I got a 100 like comment on YouTube". Billy: WHO THE FUCK ASKED".

who the fuck asked by GitGud391 October 6, 2020

can't be arsed syndrome 

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

can't be arsed syndrome by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008

rat arsed 

To be ridiculously drunk

I wana get rat arsed!
I was fuckin' rat arsed last night

rat arsed by AO'CB May 14, 2008