Apologies 

Apologies come after a big event, say you bumped into someone at the store or the hallway or you said mean things to them on vacation or at work. It doesn’t have to be immediately but an apology always comes and is always appreciated, typically when followed up with candy or flowers or roses or other small (or big, hey no complaining here 👋🏾 ) tokens of your affection. What am I telling you for though, you already do know, you do know don’t you?

I loved his apology because in his apology he saw me, he knew exactly when and where to give apologies...he’s better at it than me.

Apologies by anonymous June 14, 2018

Apologizing to the fat girl 

To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Making fun of the fat girl

Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.

Apologizing to the fat girl by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

Apologetics 

A branch of Christian theology devoted to the study and defense of the holy origins of scripture, as well as the divinely ordained authority of the Church alone to interpret it. To fail apologetics is a sign of intelligence.

My "F" in freshman Apologetics eventually led me to drop out of semenary and enroll in an Ivy league University.

Apologetics by nethcev! November 22, 2005

Apologetics 

Groups of bigoted religious zealots whose primary goal is to label the religions of others as, cults.

I looked at some Apologetics' web sites and every one of them was calling some other religion, if not several religions, a cult. If they really were cults, the Apologetics wouldn't have had to make such crap about them.

Apologetics by Downstrike December 28, 2005

Heyyyyyyy Roseminah Mohamed apologies to Drake 

Heyyyyyyy Roseminah Mohamed apologies to Drake

Heyyyyyyy Roseminah Mohamed apologies to Drake

Heyyyyyyy Roseminah Mohamed apologies to Drake by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022

apologistics 

A portmanteau of 'apology' and 'logistics'. In essence, apologistics occurs when operations (esp. military operations) are so badly run that they require a senior official to say 'sorry'.

'Do you think anyone will say sorry for phony wars?'
'You mean say sorry for their refusal to work out an exit strategy prior to bumbling in like the Three Stooges?'
'Yes.'
'Not bloody likely, guvnah. Those guys aren't into apologistics.'

apologistics by rxnxr October 1, 2009

Apologizing

doesn't mean you are wrong and the other person is right
It just means you value your friendship more than your ego.

Person 1: I'm sorry.. *hugg*
Person 2: Its cool. Thanks for apologizing.. *hugg*

Apologizing by you-are-so-my-cup-of-tea March 14, 2015