Alli 

One of the best people you can meet in your life. An Alli will always make you smile no matter the weather.

Bruh I’m having a horrible day
*its ok, just go vent to Alli.

Alli by Gray Dan September 6, 2018

alli 

The only FDA-approved diet pills sold at GNC. Gives you explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea, therefore, stay fat, its not worth it

Person 1: "Hey, whatever happened to Fat Jen?"

Person 2: "She's trying to get un-fat, so she's been on the toilet since Saturday"

Person 1: "But, it's thursday"

Person 2: "Yeah, I guess she's trying out that new crap called Alli"

alli by dirtbagerin August 2, 2008

Alli 

has a huge butt it's like a bubble

Get your self an Alli

Alli by greatinbead101 May 14, 2015

Alli 

(noun:) One who is untrustworthy of time

You're late for class again. I don't like that Alli inside of you!

Alli by mean dude January 21, 2009

Alli 

The ugliest, meanest, and most annoying person on this planet. Actually in the whole damn universe. She can never tell the difference between your/you’re, to/too/two, and there/their/they’re. She’s an actual dumbass. Also she’s so scary and gets possessed all the time. The only reason you’d be friends w her is so that she doesn’t put a curse on u and possess u.

Person 1: Is that Alli?
Person 2: Ya, Helen Keller’s lucky she doesn’t have to see this ugly bitch.

Alli by Idk76458 May 8, 2020

Alli 

An Alli is one of the most amazing friends you will ever have. Even if you don't have an Alli as a friend, she will talk to you to brighten up your day. Shell isn't afraid to defend her friends or even someone that she doesn't know. She has the most beautiful smile. She may seem very confident on the surface, but she really isn't as confident as she seems. She sometime doubts herself. She thinks she is socially awkward, but only in certain cases. She is a dreamer, and is almost always wishing to escape reality. She looks forward to the future and she is always up for an adventure. She is a bright ray of sunshine and one of the biggest goofballs that you will ever meet. She isn't scared to apologize when she is in the wrong, but if someone does her wrong, she isn't quick but isn't slow to let them go. She believes in second chances, depending on the circumstances. She wants things to go her way, but when they don't she can get pretty upset. But she soon realizes that if it's meant to be, then it will be. She supports her friends no matter what, and she will always be there for anyone who needs her. If you are ever lucky enough to have an Alli in your life, love and cherish her, and never let go.

Person 1: Did you just see Alli?

Person 2: How could I not? She's so beautiful!

Alli by beautifulworld17 April 13, 2019

Alli 

If you're Alli, every day's Halloween, and you're dressed up as the coolest kid in school. The best part is, Alli don't even know she's in costume. Alli's spirit animal is a boss ass cricket. If you spend too much time with her, you might just hear a chirp. Don't touch Alli's neck, she gets weird about that. In fact, if you don't know her well, don't touch her at all. If you do know her, and you're not Tommy, you also can't touch her. Alli is a die hard ENTP, so watch out. If on a dance floor, you might find Alli doing her signature dance move, the rapid arm thrust from her chest. Watch out for Alli's, some day they're gonna rule the world.

"Why are you obsessed with personality types, spirit animals, telling stories, spooning, and vine?"
"Oh, must have spent too much time with Alli."

Alli by kissmyfemaledonkey March 9, 2016