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If you're Alli, every day's Halloween, and you're dressed up as the coolest kid in school. The best part is, Alli don't even know she's in costume. Alli's spirit animal is a boss ass cricket. If you spend too much time with her, you might just hear a chirp. Don't touch Alli's neck, she gets weird about that. In fact, if you don't know her well, don't touch her at all. If you do know her, and you're not Tommy, you also can't touch her. Alli is a die hard ENTP, so watch out. If on a dance floor, you might find Alli doing her signature dance move, the rapid arm thrust from her chest. Watch out for Alli's, some day they're gonna rule the world.
"Why are you obsessed with personality types, spirit animals, telling stories, spooning, and vine?"
"Oh, must have spent too much time with Alli."
by kissmyfemaledonkey December 3, 2015
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