Alden 

A tall, obese mixed race white kid that is always just kinda in the way. Alden takes up 2 seats wherever you are sitting and always has a racist joke to tell. Nevertheless, Alden is loyal to a fault. Unless, of course, you take his Twinkies

Hey can I sit with you at lunch today?
Sorry bro, there’s no room...Alden’s sitting with us today?

Alden by toasted_ac January 25, 2019

Alden 

a.) A very productive person with an amazing personality. They're always busy for a good cause so they are not for the weak hearted and fragile type of love.

b ) Someone with a captivating smile that make people fall head over heels in love and an aura that makes everyone feel comfortable around them.

c.) The most trustworthy and capable person in the face of earth.

d.) Very Helpful. They are always ready to help other people that they often forget to look after themselves.

- They are a gem and if you're lucky enough to discover one, NEVER let them go.

"Who's that handsome guy with the slick hair"

"Oh, that must be an Alden."

Alden by takiya-filipinayoungin November 24, 2021

Alden 

Alden is a loving, compassionate, and honest man that will always do the most for the people he cares about. Alden’s usually love to run, pet every dog on the block, and start that long conversation that no one asked for.

Oh gosh I do love that Alden guy but I don’t have the time to talk.

Alden by Yondered king November 25, 2021

Alden 

The greatest guy that you could ever meet also has diabetes ^_~

Alden is so fucking fat but he is great I love him.

Alden by Hahahahah June 2, 2016

Alden 

A girl that is misunderstood,but if you are her friend she will fight till the end.She is very self conscious,dirty jokes she has plenty, dirty mind yup.She loves to read.she is often alone she has a bad bitch face but when you really get to know her she is a best friend.

alden

Alden by NOVA IS FAST April 3, 2020

Alden 

biggest bitch and fat whore you will ever meet.

don't you dare trust a girl named Alden.

Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale.

Person A: Oh my God, do you know Alden?
Person B: You mean that fat whore?
Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach?
Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden.
Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch.
Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick.
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Entire World: Let's go harpoon her.

Alden by Sweet Backstabbed Angel March 11, 2008

Alden 

Is a little bitch that started beef by calling someone a Cinnamon Toast Crunch box then couldn’t take the heat so deleted the chat and is now getting shit on by a bunch of kids

Aldens a little bitch

Alden by Jmillz2513 July 22, 2020