false advertising 

When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.

This guy: Woah are those 32Cs?

Me: You wish! That's false advertising

false advertising by Peter the Pervert March 8, 2011

shameless advertising 

Advertising a product because they have genuine interest in it rather than being some spambot or payed worker who doesn't actually give a shit.

Bob: Hey! This new program is great, I love it and you should download it.
Steve: spambot gtfo
Bob: I'm serious, I actually use it and it's not crap!
Steve: Holy shit, it wasn't crap! Thanks for the shameless advertising

shameless advertising by I'm Out Of Ideas March 30, 2010

false advertising 

A classic move to get a girl to go out with a guy. The guy ask the girl to go out with him and friends they both know (who are in on the scam). Last minute the 'extra' friends say they cannot go, leaving the pair alone.

I used the false advertising trick to get her to go out with me.

false advertising by Jesse Curtis November 5, 2006

false advertising 

When someone's Myspace pictures are way hotter than they are.

Guy #1: *looking at a girl's Myspace profile* Damn, she's fine!
Guy #2: Sorry mate, that's just some false advertising.

false advertising by christamay December 24, 2008

giggidy advertising 

a advertising company in Massachusetts, subject to many prank phone calls...

Is this Giggidy Advertising?

Yes, how can I help you?

I would like to speak to Quagmire.

*hangs up*

giggidy advertising by giggidy giggidy gi ggi DY! July 27, 2009

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advertising 

the activity or profession of producing advertisements for commercial products or services.
"an advertising agency"
advertisements collectively.
"despite being instructed to take the signs down, he says he has no intention of removing the advertising"

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advertising is my job

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