Adversizing 

Sounds like: Ad•ver•size•ing
1. Comes from crossing Exercise with Advertising...sort of...(you see, none of the advertisers are actually paying for any of this!)

2. The odd looking end result of the inexplicable compulsion to dress oneself in skin-tight spandex which is adorned with a multitude of corporate logos (which are NOT paid for by the corporations or any sort of corporate sponsors who's names and logos are displayed) and ride around on an expensive bicycle (also NOT paid for by any corporation or sponsors of any kind) in traffic for exercise; usually with no disregard whatsoever for traffic laws...their own lives... or the lives of anyone around them.

This effect is exponentially worse when found in groups.
Groups of "Adversizers" wreak havoc on a sunny day's evening commute... And a pack of Adversizers can wreck an otherwise wonderful Saturday morning drive...

1. That biker is 'Adversizing' for everybody on earth but his own employer.

2. Why do bikers wear those ridiculous clothes with all that Adversizing on them? They look like malnourished stock cars...or Lance Armstrong wanna-be's.

Adversizing by Kippy's Revenge August 25, 2012

Advertising Blue Chip 

Korean Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. BTS V well known for his “ethereal visuals” has become a favorite in the advertising world. BTS V boasts a variety of charms with his appearance and is an advertising genius. His ethereal visuals and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.

Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possess a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.

Advertising Blue Chip by kpop happening May 12, 2021

Advertising Blue Chip 

Korean Media has labeled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. Well known for his “ethereal visuals” and a variety of charms, Kim Taehyung (AKA BTS V) has become a favorite of brands due to his advertising genius. His ethereal visuals, natural modeling & acting ability and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.

Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possesses a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.

Advertising Blue Chip by kpop happening May 12, 2021

Advertising Blue Chip 

KIM TAEHYUNG aka BTS V

Korean Media has labelled Kim Taehyung aka BTS V as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. BTS V well known for his “ethereal visuals” has become a favorite in the advertising world. BTS V boasts a variety of charms with his appearance and is an advertising genius. His ethereal visuals and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.

Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possess a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.

Advertising Blue Chip by kpop crunch May 20, 2021

false advertising 

Intended or tending to mislead while calling public attention to oneself, especially by emphasizing desirable qualities so as to arouse a desire when they are untrue.

When a fat chick says that she is curvy.
When a fat chick puts a Roxy sticker on her car.
When a short guy drives a lifted truck.

false advertising by jokester October 12, 2004

Adderizing 

Verb-- to excessively organize while on Adderall.

I spent the night adderizing my apartment; I color coordinated my closet, alphabetized my DVD's, and organized my junk drawer into categories, sub-categories, and sub-sub-categories!

Adderizing by ADPD July 29, 2011

counterproductive advertising 

Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.

Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.

counterproductive advertising by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011