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Gentleman's adjustment 

William has just gone for a gentleman's adjustment
Gentleman's adjustment by xGryph September 19, 2015

Attitude Adjustment

A finishing move used by WWE superstar John Cena, in which the wrestler hoists the opponent onto their shoulders and drop them sideways. It is often considered by various wrestling fans as one of the weakest and least impactful moves in professional wrestling.

Prior to 2009 when WWE introduced new PG rules, the move was officially known as 'The F-U', a play on Brock Lesnars somewhat simlar finisher 'The F-5'.
OMG, Cena's gonna hit the Attitude Adjustment on Batista! This match is over!
Attitude Adjustment by JK2010 March 17, 2011

Alabama Attitude Adjustment 

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.
After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.

Alabama Attitude Adjustment 

The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.

Swamp Adjustment 

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.
A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.
Swamp Adjustment by Scarb August 12, 2011

grattitude adjustment 

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.
15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.