Absolute Unit 

An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.

Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo

Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the boys: Yeah yeah whatever...

Absolute Unit by Le Handle May 10, 2021

Absolute Unit 

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.

Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.

Absolute Unit by AbusementPark November 4, 2018

Absolute unit 

A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.

Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.

Absolute unit by UrbanDovakiin January 6, 2019

Absolute Unit 

Someone with a massive presence and extreme masculinity

Oh look at jade she’s such an absolute unit

Absolute Unit by SBUnit August 11, 2019

Absolute Unit 

Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.

Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*

Absolute Unit by yeetus that feetus March 30, 2019

Absolute unit 

A term used to describe absolute units

Absolute unit

Absolute unit by Adolf kritler November 10, 2018

Absolute Unit 

When a person male or female is extremely fatt and a very hungry boi. Their hips should go past their shoulders. They are the bad type of thick. These people are normally above 300 pounds depending on height

Man she is a big girl what an absolute unit.

Absolute Unit by BIG SNAK DAD September 14, 2018