Vowel And a Towel 

To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is what you use to clean up after yourself.

Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!

Vowel And a Towel by Adam Wrightstuff December 12, 2006

Get a towel 

When the old lady is ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wife code for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"

Mmmm, dear, that's nice. Why don't you get a towel?

Get a towel by Geedavey March 31, 2009

Need a towel 

So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!

Need a towel by TushT June 8, 2018

Naked mole rat in a towel 

Uncircumcised penis

Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel

Naked mole rat in a towel by Barry McCockinnerass December 13, 2020

No YOUR a towel!! 

Answer to any question. Will get you out of trouble. Just repeat over and over and over.

Jimmy - "Hey!!How are you?"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Mum - "How did you go on your report??"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

Teacher - "Why did you punch Timmy the cripple?!
Timmy the cripple - "TIMMEH!!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"
Teacher - "Go to the principal's office this instant!!!"
PWNAGE Guy - "No YOUR a towel!!!"

***PWNAGE***

No YOUR a towel!! by Tiblz January 3, 2008

Go sleep on a towel 

Insult used towards anyone who dyes their hair, but is targeted especially towards the Wapanese. The phrase comes from the act of dyeing one's hair before going to sleep, then putting a towel on their pillow to avoid staining it.

Go sleep on a towel, you chafing Wap.

Go sleep on a towel by KingTT June 21, 2003

Don't forget to bring a towel 

Also, said as a response to, "I'm gonna go drop the (Cosby) kids off at the pool." as a way to remind someone to make sure there is toilet paper.

Person A: "I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."
Person B: Have fun, don't forget to bring a towel!

Don't forget to bring a towel by JARNYC January 23, 2008