a global threat 

Fucking awesome punk band

Young and Dead, Cause For Abortion, Conformity, False Patriot....

a global threat by fuck yeah March 30, 2004

Call in a bomb threat 

Placing a phone call that evacuates a friend from an uncomfortable or inconvenient situation, effectively offering an excuse to leave.

When I was stuck watching Disney’s Mulan with my youth group, I texted my friend Trachelle and had her call in a bomb threat for me. I’m pretty sure everyone knew my phone call wasn’t really important, but my disdain for Disney movies outweighed any social guilt.

Call in a bomb threat by stice55 November 11, 2010

Threading A Bobbin 

The act of inserting and removing anal beads in a rapid manner.

Dude, threading a bobbin is crazy. That kinky bitch Tiffany had me to it to her like six times last night.

Also: Threaded her/his bobbin

Threading A Bobbin by squiglowski January 19, 2015

a global threat 

same as definition one except for add also song the maine punx

agt beats up all u peopel who dont like punx with big mohawks

a global threat by emo sucks December 16, 2004

Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

Treading a needle by Big Tom July 10, 2016

If you threaten a kid 

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.

Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."

If you threaten a kid by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

tread on a frog 

To break wind LOUDLY & UNEXPECTEDLY!!!

"lovely day for a walk Camilla"
"yes Charles, I was <<QQUUUAAAARRRKKKSSHHLLOOOOOPPPZZIPP>> .... errr pardon me"
"oh, did you tread on a frog dear"?
"yes, and I think I've shat myself n'all"

tread on a frog by clairem April 8, 2007