birthed a jellyfish 

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.

I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish

birthed a jellyfish by Mac C October 13, 2023

Soft as a jelly donut 

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

Soft as a jelly donut by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish 

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020

fish-a-nella-jelly 

a word used for combining different types of animals together

girl: fish-a-nella-jelly

boy: fish-a-nella-jelly

everyone: fish-a-nella-jelly

fish-a-nella-jelly by ethewizzle May 23, 2019

jellying a zebra 

When GHOST has sex.

Yeah man, was jellying a zebra when my mum walked in.

jellying a zebra by GHOshifT April 13, 2023

jelly in a cup 

jelly in a cup is when you cum in a cup

do you like jelly in a cup and drink it,what is jelly in a cup. (lots more ways)

jelly in a cup by James Follower dingle berry November 24, 2017

a lot of jelly on that toast

A way to describe a girl with a big butt.

"Hey check out that girl over there with the big butt."
"Yeah, she's got a lot of jelly on that toast."

a lot of jelly on that toast by chanito August 19, 2013