tell a lie and hurt you 

rick astley doesnt do that

never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

tell a lie and hurt you by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021

Hurting for a squirting 

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.

"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!

Hurting for a squirting by MrKent October 25, 2009

Hurtin' for a Burton 

When a movie is ready for a whimsical remake by director Tim Burton.

After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I don't think any other movie is hurtin' for a Burton.

Hurtin' for a Burton by datass69 March 2, 2010

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 

The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery

Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 29, 2021

Hurting for a Squirting 

Extremely horny

Sally was so horny after a big night, she was hurting for a squirting

Hurting for a Squirting by bljb1 May 12, 2021

Hurtin for a Squirtin 

This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.

Toby: I need a good fuck.

Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.

Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).

Hurtin for a Squirtin by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

hurt like a bitch 

to hurt- badly!

sometimes by a bitch, but usually one does it to thyself on accident, unless they're emo.

*falls down the stairs*
OW! DAMN THAT SHIT HURT LIKE A BITCH!

*girl pushes you down the stairs*
OW I BROKE MY LEG! IT FREAKIN' HURTS LIKE A BITCH YO! YOU'RE SUCH A HOE! GO HOME!

*emo kid falls down the stairs*
AHHHH! (emo screams) that hurt like a bitch. cool! now i dont need to use the razor!

hurt like a bitch by gangsta from unda the sea! August 5, 2008