Sucks Dick for a $1 

Sucks Dick for a $1
When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he'll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex and he won’t have to spend money on them. This one is a dumb, butt-ugly, trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.
What could possibly be the allure?
That HoodRat is cheap & keeps her mouth closed and legs open — gives blowjobs for beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is pathetic! No wonder he hides her. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she's just a temporary distraction, he’s got money problems. She's annoying and butt-ugly too but she'll give blowjobs for beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

Sucks Dick for a $1 by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

Give her the $1.50 

That you would want to have sex with someone, referring to paying for sex

She is so hot I would definitely give her the $1.50

Give her the $1.50 by Bengals67 December 28, 2014

Free coffee for $1 

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

Free coffee for $1 by Elysmile April 1, 2021

water that costs $1.25 

some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch

my mom: i’m going to go buy water...

me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money

water that costs $1.25 by 𝕤𝔸𝕕𝕚𝕖 April 28, 2021

$19 fortnite card 

who wants it? and yes, im giving it away. remember, share, share, share. and trolls, dont get blocked.

wow i want that $19 fortnite card

$19 fortnite card by nice cæck February 16, 2021

$150 land mine 

A new tennis shoe, 50% of which are Nike. They are like landmines because if someone steps on them, a perfectly rational black man is going to explode.

See the boondocks.

Tennis shoes are like $150 land mine, step one one and someone bout to explode!

$150 land mine by Jake McLeod September 27, 2006

party like it is on sale for $19.99! 

Party real hard.
origin: Apu from "the Simpsons"

I'm gong to party like it's on sale for $19.99. (say it in your best Indian acent)

party like it is on sale for $19.99! by colonel klink May 13, 2005