somewhere 

A very mysterious location or something or someone.

He went somewhere. He won't tell us though.

somewhere by Anna Shanka June 11, 2008

Somewhere over the rainbow 

A place (some what like utopia) where both salad fingers and that lady from the wizard of oz desire to be!

Salad fingers wants to be somewhere over the rainbow

Somewhere over the rainbow by The spooky bat! October 16, 2008

somewheres 

What idiots who can't say "somewhere" say instead. People who say this tend to mispronounce other words, such as elsewheres, nowheres, anywheres ...etc.

1. Hey, I'm sitting there, go sit somewheres else!

2. If you can't afford to go to college at Richmond, you can apply somewheres else.

somewheres by John Frederic Cannon May 21, 2008

Boy if you don't gone somewhere 

it's when someone say something over and over or something that make you just say what??? Or hell naw

them" he buddy friend pal... can I copy your homework?"
You".... boy if you don't gone somewhere

Or
Them "hey you dropped your pocket"
You"... boy if you don't gone somewhere "

Or
Them" you got games on your phone??? You got games on your phone???? You got games on your...
You- boy if you don't gone somewhere

Boy if you don't gone somewhere by Weirdo-chip July 20, 2017

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere 

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.

Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere by pynchonian October 30, 2014

Somewhere a dog barked 

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)

There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

Somewhere a dog barked by rperazag June 19, 2010

I read somewhere

Saying "I read somewhere" has now become a phrase which translates to "I saw on Facebook". This is used to show your vast knowledge of current events, but hide the fact that you are addicted to Facebook.

Dan: Hey man I read somewhere that Chris is getting kicked out of school...

Reid: Funny you should mention that cause that was his Facebook status just last night...

I read somewhere by WhySoSirius127 May 22, 2010