Yellow Mustang

When you cover an expired sausage in mustard to hide the meat that went bad. You know it's going to buck and ride your colon all the way down. It's not a smooth ride

I cant believe she ate that yellow mustang. She will be feeling it in an hour

Yellow Mustang by Taco of the Sea October 24, 2018

mustang sally 

the hottest car ever..but sadly instead of being driven by deserving teenagers..due to lack of cash..it is wrecked by random 40ish women who are going through a mid life crisis!!!

"That should be mine!"a teen laments after seeing his mother drive by in Mustang Sally

mustang sally by Mrs.Friesen April 16, 2004

Mustang

A car to get girls. I love my stang. This supercharged bullit will waste all ur camaro's, and all those other pieces of crap on the freeway. If you only knew how to treat a Stang you'd love it

while you're looking out the window trying to figure out who owns the car and how fast it really goes, I'll be in your sister's, girlfriend, and maybe in your mom's room giving them a tune up.

Mustang by Dragnet, Friday August 15, 2003

Mustang

A pretty good looking/fast car that morons who own camaros/firebirds like to insult due to their lack of funds to buy one.

Firebird kid: Mustangs suck!

Mustang owner: (throws the firebird kid some loose change) here, go buy yourself a real car

Firebird kid (waits till mustang owner leaves, then pockets the change)

Mustang by oreN March 15, 2005

Mustang

A car that can't do anything right. People always mention how the Performance/Price ratio is great, but all the Mustang GTs I've seen were between $32k - $36k from factory. It has a 4.8 liter V8 making only 315hp and 325tq. It has a live-rear axle and horrible suspension which makes it impossible to have fun on back roads. But here you're still thinking this: My Mustang GT is the king of the drag strip. WRONG! The Nissan 370Z can not only put a smile on your face in the twisty bit but it can beat a merely GT on the straights. Now your thinking wait a minute the Z is way more expensive!!!! WRONG AGAIN! A fully optioned out Nissan 370Z is about $3k more than an optioned out Mustang GT. Next time you look at your recently purchased American Muscle car, you can now be positive that you bought the wrong car.

Cocky Mustang GT owner: "That 370Z beat me again. I just need the GT-500 to beat it!"
Cocky Mustang GT owner's friend: "Why pay $52k for another pos when you can have a corvette or a 335i for $44k? I don't why I'm friends with you!"

Mustang by AzzSnatcher07 May 29, 2009

yellow mustang

Yello mustang owners are not faggots, anyone who thinks they are most likely got beat by one. Sorry for your lose, PUSSY, Ya I said that!

yellow mustang

yellow mustang by Realmen June 22, 2010

Mustang

1. Helps pick chicks up. Pussy Wagon.
2. Classic Ford car still in production.

We can take the mustang out this weekend and pickup some chicks.

Mustang by BillyGoat November 14, 2002