floor tom 

a drum used in a drumset that is placed on a floor. its the most crucial of the drums, no matter what anybody tries to tell you.

That floor tom breakdown needed more floor tom

floor tom by Edddddddddddddddddddd July 5, 2005

Dirty Tom 

The act of eating her out and fingering her ass whilst she rubs her face with your balls and calls you daddy

"Me and the gf tried the dirty tom last night. She shat on my finger!"

Dirty Tom by Squampy69 September 7, 2020

hotter than a three balled tom cat 

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

hotter than a three balled tom cat by WesNile December 14, 2007

Shit Tom 

When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.

Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.

Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?

Shit Tom by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019

Sketchy Tom 

This man is the sketchiest being in existence. He is the Sketchy OverLord, and if anyone opposes him, they disappear for all eternity. His face has never been seen but it is said that his hair glows like a matchstick. The brighter it is, the more souls he has consumed.

Person 1: Bro, my brother opposed Sketchy Tom!! He has disappered!!
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.

Sketchy Tom by JJCMUFFIN February 12, 2020

The Tom Bombadil 

"Tom put his mouth to the crack and began singing into it in a low voice. They could not catch the words, but evidently Merry was aroused." (J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring)

"We went back to his and tried a bit of The Tom Bombadil, but he didn't really have the voice for it. I prefer tenors..."

The Tom Bombadil by Moorf97 February 1, 2022

fuck off tom 

when your friend, Tomarse Roads, is being an annoying cunt

He's so annoying, Fuck off Tom

fuck off tom by TwitchingBoss July 22, 2016