inappropriate tom 

Person prone to making vulgar, sexual comments or gestures lowering the tone of normal social situations.

During a civilized dinner:
Person 1: "Would you rather suck off that guy over there or a horse?"
Person 2: "That's disgusting, you're such an inappropriate tom"

inappropriate tom by wotsit89 May 14, 2009

Captain Tom 

the act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

Captain Tom by the mysterious O December 11, 2008

a Tom Davies 

The act of ejaculating onto a ham sandwich.

'I did a Tom Davies last night'
'Dude, that's fucked.'

a Tom Davies by Hitlersbowl November 16, 2011

Back Seat Tom

Masturbating in the back seat of a car, with your parents driving.

So i was driving down the road and i looked back and saw Tom Lewis back seat tomming

Back Seat Tom by Fike Moster January 10, 2009

open tom 

When u don’t know the words to 8 mile rap battle

NICK: my boy future is an open tom

open tom by B NEGRO May 11, 2019

Snappy Tom 

1. euphemism for a person who tends to be annoying, irritating, difficult, grating or just an asshole.

2. a hot and spicey tomato juice drink popular in the 1960s. It was often associated with people drinking it in the morning to help recover from a hangover.

3. crank, crab, grouse, grump, curmudgeon, turd,grouch, jackass, snot, creep

"My boss is a Snappy Tom this morning."

"Woody woodpecker is a Snappy Tom."

"David Letterman was a real Snappy Tom last night."

Snappy Tom by nmecmbtnt January 11, 2012

Bad Tom 

The character "Tom" from "Tom and Jerry" except he's been angry. Summoned by Sanees and the parodied song Mogolovonio, more effective than Gaster Blasters, and much willing to scream at you so loudly and powerfully that the frequencies generate an incinerating beam capable of obliterating anything before it.

Sanees: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TOM?
Sr. Pelo: no
Bad Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bad Tom by Lightwalker360 February 18, 2020