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Chattanooga Chin Strap 

When one ejaculates sperm onto another ones chin.
Betty would prefer a Chattanooga Chin Strap than a Pearl Necklace any day of the week.

blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points
hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili

China Smile 

A low-brow comment used by thugs, pushers, and bouncers to describe slitting someone's throat with what ever sharp object is handy.
"He won't bother us again. I gave him a china smile."
China Smile by Rocketbilly March 26, 2009

China Syndrome

To be hit with emails from your boss from the other side of the world when he's supposed to be on holiday
Dude 1: "Jesus H, that's the fourth email he's sent me today"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I know, everyone's getting them, he's got China Syndrome again"
China Syndrome by aiselgi September 29, 2009

asian chin strap 

the process in which you sneak behind someone and give them a raunchy whiff/taste of your sweaty jock strap across the face (chin)
im totally going to give that kid an "asian chin strap" after football practice

chin strap 

someone who has severe overbite and a ginormous chin (usualy accompanied with a giant forehead)
chin strap by jev January 30, 2004