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Vicious Mockery 

A spell in the 5th edition of DnD, which allows a bard to damage a creature by insulting them.

Essentially, it's a way to kill creatures using deez-nuts jokes.
DM: The dragon is bloodied and seems like it's on its last points of health. Bard, you're up.
Party: Please, don't use Vicious Mockery...
Bard: He fat.
Dragon: dies.

And that's how we stopped playing DnD.
Vicious Mockery by RadSpoon July 5, 2021
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Jeff:ur bro a hoe
Franklin:ur granny tranny
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