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Oregon Pine ball

A practice originating in the Oregon coastal region involving the collection of pine needles in late January, followed by the gathering of wild mushrooms and pine tree sap, which are mashed together into a sappy goop, formed into a ball, and inserted into the anus while sitting beside the ocean to induce an ethereal psychedelic experience.
Sam inserted a oregon pine ball and ate some muffins on the beach
Oregon Pine ball by ostrich69 January 18, 2026
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Portland Oregon 

The shit hole of the north-western United States.

The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.
Portland Oregon has a ton of activities for the homeless like throwing needles into the river and pissing in public trashcans
Portland Oregon by PDXoriginal March 6, 2019

salem oregon 

A place of many wonders. It is full of various drugs and addictive things.
salem oregon by Godfool181 October 27, 2017

Southern Oregon 

A region in Oregon with cities and beautiful landscape such as Roseburg, Medford, Grants Pass, Ashland, and Klamath Falls
Southern Oregon is the most gorgeous part of Oregon that I've ever been to
Southern Oregon by Sumdumho September 18, 2014

Ashland Oregon 

A beautiful quaint town on Southern Oregon surrounded by mountains. There is much to do outdoors including hiking, skiing, mountain biking. But other than that in Town the only thing to do is to drink at bars. The city council and the chamber of commerced have been successful at squashing any attempts at creativity because they see it as competition to the main tourist attraction: The Shakespeare Festival. So there is no venue for bands to play unless you are a big well known band, but the town is too small to draw a big enough crowd. The people there are very interesting. New Agers, hippies, burners, artists, stoners, single moms, and crazy people. Everyone has dated everyone else. Nobody has a job but they grow weed. Relationships don't last so people turn to drugs and alcohol. The town is a bubble of beauty and unreality leading some people to think that there is something added to the water supply. There literally is water fountains that have lithium in the water. It is hard to leave and once you have been there, you will always come back.
I miss Ashland Oregon, it is so easy there!
Ashland Oregon by powderheader February 26, 2011

Salem, Oregon

A city in Oregon, in-between Portland and Eugene, pretty darn normal and boring.
This place reminds me of Salem, Oregon, it's normal and not exciting.

An Oregon BJ 

Based on full service refueling at gas stations in oregon, where the driver is not allowed to pump his or her own gas.

In this context here the Oregonian BJ is a full service Blow Job, where the woman does all the work from start to finish, from unzipping and de-belting, to cleaning up and re-pantsing.

Can also be called an Oregonian
Me: Dude, I totally got An Oregon BJ this morning!!!
Dude: NO WAY!!!
An Oregon BJ by figbush September 14, 2009