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Fax fucker 

The bigoted saying you are going to use when your child comes home with an AI robot named C-3PO and declares that they love them.
But Daddy, I love them!

No child of mine is going to be a fax fucker!
Fax fucker by anonymous June 12, 2025

Pumpernickel Fucker 

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

Knuckle Fucker 

When Ethan won’t shut his mouth
“Hey Ethan, Stop being taking and being such a knuckle fucker”

gif fucker 

to overuse semi-related gifs in place of a worded response to an annoying or unnecessary amount
sarah: i just got an amber alert for a missing 4 year old!
jason: minions alert.gif
sarah: can you be serious for a second?
jason: first gif when searching “serious”
thomas: shut up jason
jason: dancing gif
ruby: there’s always that one gif fucker on discord servers
gif fucker by chri-bot July 4, 2025

Child fucker 

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)