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toastedcherries 

toastedcherries is cool.

post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.
After that blunt, i was post toasted!
post toasted by farmer1069 March 2, 2009
God damn, Dan needs a new toaster. His league takes 50 years to load.
toaster by Vendicator May 31, 2013

Toaster Fuck 

It's when you stick a dick in a toaster and get off in it and use the semen for your toast. Optionally you can play the danger wank game with it, and set it and try to get off before it pops up.
A: Hey, did you hear that Patrick did a toaster fuck?

B: Did he danger wank it too?

A: Yeah, he's in the hospital with a clogged urethra and 3rd degree burns.
Toaster Fuck by Esteban Estevez November 15, 2010

Toasting some epic bread 

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.
"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.
I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.