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how do you do 

any form of sex
how do you do by etchasketch October 22, 2003

How do you like them Apple 

This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."

{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"

how will you love me

how will you love me is a phrase of ‘how will you fuck me’, and is often used to ask a sexual partner how you will be fucking them that night.
girl: how will you love me?
boy: hard and rough

How Long You Been Teain 

As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!
Adam how long u been teain?

how dare you 

when someone dares
*Lemongrab wakes up*
Lemongrab: good morning, how dare you.
how dare you by Smartass2 September 30, 2018

how are you bestie 

When your basically saying " Wassup girlfriend " or when your a by ur saying " Whats up dude
how are you bestie by ##Potat 99j November 30, 2018