straddle saddle 

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!

Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !

straddle saddle by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019

aunty saddle

The original redmans greasy mustache.

Check out Damon's Aunty Saddle

aunty saddle by Saddleman January 31, 2022

Blazin The Saddle

Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.

Penelope could not buck Barnaby while Blazing The Saddle.

Blazing The Saddle is the act of having sex while smoking a bong.
Blazin The Saddle is where a male inserts his hard penis into a females vagina. Then said female takes a bong rip while the male grabs her hips and hold on for the ride.

Blazin The Saddle by PB&Jelly69 April 10, 2021

tall in the saddle

Big package, he be packin’, large dong

That cowboy was tall in the saddle. All of the ladies swoon when he come yonder.

tall in the saddle by anonymous August 11, 2021

White Saddle Cowboy 

A sexual position in which a woman is on her hands and knees and a man is sitting on he back or giving it to her anally. To make it a side saddle cowboy the man pulls his penis out of the woman's anus and moves up her back and slides down her left or right side as she tries to buck him off like a bull. In the end the man cums on the underside of the woman's breast.

I did a white saddle cowboy with Cindy last night.

White Saddle Cowboy by BING BONG BROTHER December 2, 2009

Blazin' Saddle 

A burning sensation, residual effects often lasting 3-5 minutes, caused by the properties of a shit being either gargantuan in size, spicy in content or both. The consequential result displaying characteristics reminiscent of early American cowboys' bow legged walking style due to long periods of horseback riding.

"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."

"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."

Blazin' Saddle by Lane Train January 29, 2009

Side Saddle 

Leaving a turd beside the seat of the toilet.

He left a side saddle at that bitches house

Side Saddle by kobiek June 6, 2010