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Fake jeep 

A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.
Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
Fake jeep by Merciless dump July 28, 2023
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Lil jeep 

A lil jeep is a small KIA that the owner think is a SUV
Dwight has drives a lil jeep.
Lil jeep by Papi242 May 28, 2025

chance a jeep 

chance a jeep

To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?

shot a jeep 

Alternative description for flipping someone off, giving someone the bird, etc...
That dude cut me off, so I rolled down my window and shot a jeep at him.
shot a jeep by Fpt125 May 28, 2016

Rule of Jeep 

No matter how much money you put into your jeep xj it is not worth more than 1200 dollars. It has to be absolutely flawless and even then you cannot sell for more than 2000. Do not buy an xj if you are not going to abide by the rule of jeep.
3500 for your xj, are you crazy. What about the Rule of Jeep!
Rule of Jeep by supadoop October 8, 2020

Take a Jeep Ride 

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
Take a Jeep Ride by ByGeorge April 29, 2021