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Filipino Rice Roll 

Two Filipino ladies lay on top of each other while a gaggle of men ejaculate on top of them creating an eclair-like effect.
Man A meets two Filipino women at a mall and asks them back to his house. As things get heated the Filipino women find themselves on top of each other.

At this point Man A calls over his friends and informs them that the opportunity for a Filipino Rice Roll has presented itself. Man B, C, D, and E who surround the Filipino girls in a circle and ejaculate simultaneously.
Filipino Rice Roll by Mr Jonny G November 22, 2011
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Filipino Hot Coco 

This is not what you think it is, it's much more gruesome. Filipino Hot Coco ( aka, FHC ) is where a group of male Filipino boys ( specifically 15-19 ) circle around a small hole in the ground. One of them pours boiling hot water in the ground, and after that's accomplished, they all take off their boxers and cum in the hole. After that, first ritual that needs to be done is that one of the boys pulls up gay porn and the challenge is to try to not get hard, the first one that gets hard is forced to drink the water.
Robert: HA HA! MANUEL GOT HARD! YOU'RE FUCKING GAY! DRINK THE FILIPINO HOT COCO NOW!

Manuel: God dammit..
Filipino Hot Coco by Boba Gumb December 24, 2016

Filipino Mustache 

Is when you face plant while skateboarding and you tear the meat off of your upper lip.
Adam: I was skateboarding today and i got a nasty Filipino Mustache.

Filipino high-five 

asshole to asshole stimulation, typically occurs between gay men or weird people.
Bob was afraid of getting any STDs from Allan, so they just Filipino high-five'd
Filipino high-five by Crunktron9000 November 25, 2011

Filipino Wine Basket 

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.
Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

filipino mudslide 

a person whom retains the combined appearance of both a black person and an Asian person
Steve: I saw this black guy who looked Asian at the caterpillar euthanasia clinic today
Bob: Must have been a Filipino mudslide
Steve: probably

Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!
Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?