Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

Ford Prefect by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

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Perfeces

The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.

I knew my day was going to be good when I dropped a perfeces this morning.

Perfeces by StraferDown1667 June 3, 2011

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Perfectionship

A relationship between Jadis and Raudel that’s perfect

Our relationship is perfect = Perfectionship

Perfectionship by www.fatchochi.com May 24, 2022

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Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.

- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.

Phantom Shit Perfecto by greenlectern September 1, 2010

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