LA Confidential 

LA Confidential is one of the best marijuana strains out there. Hard to find but if you have it you know your living the good life. Snoop Dogg and Cypress Hill namechecked it in some of their songs.

"Yo, this nug of LA Confidential is gonna be tight as hell."

"Ya man lets smoke it already."

(5 minutes later)

"Where the fuck am I? Am I a dude or a chick?"

LA Confidential by nug masta April 13, 2009

LA Confidential 

Where two people do something most likely hook-up and keep it only between them ( Lowkey)

How about we keep our business LA Confidential

LA Confidential by King T. 2313 April 2, 2017

Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.

Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.

Conference Room Circle Jerk by B-MAG November 3, 2013

baked coincidence 

When you bake or cook while you are stoned.

"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"

"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."

baked coincidence by benny the baker April 2, 2009

Man Conference 

A fast action council of bros to make fast decisions, crowd source opinions. Usually occur to decide where to go out to dinner or who to ban from the inner circle.

That asshat was a total narc so we held a man conference to ban him from the apartment for good.

Man Conference by letithappen88 November 7, 2016

overly confident beard guy 

a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.

person: oh hi how are you

overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!

person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.

overly confident beard guy by fahey123 March 30, 2009

college confidential 

An online forum with elitist and nerdy, overachieving students who are constantly worried about whether they will get into a top-ranking school

A (hyped-up) example of a post on a forum in College Confidential:

OP: Hello everyone at College Confidential! My name is SuperAchiever5000. Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CHANCES for the Ivies, Duke, NYU, and Washington University in St. Louis?

I have a 4.99 GPA and a perfect SATI, with eight SATIIs (including French, German, Spanish, and Chinese) each at 770 or above. I'm just worried that I'm not special enough. I'm president of the entire freakin school and have volunteered more than 500 hours at the local shelter and pound. I play the piano and the violin. I haven't had that many awards, but I did win the international math competition. Also, one summer I found the cure to AIDs.

Do you think I have a chance to get into my selected schools?

Reply1: You have a shot! Go for it!

Reply 2: I'd say match for the Ivies, match for WUSTL, but high reach for NYU just cuz...

Reply3: No way, Reply2! I'd say OP with those stats will get in anywhere!

OP: Thanks guys for the encouragement! Anyone else? Wish me luck!

college confidential by SuperStellarGoGetter February 18, 2010