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Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?
Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."
by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016
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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.
(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night
by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016
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Daniel Cable

Look over there. It's Daniel Cable. What a sexy Bastard.
by By eck August 10, 2017
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Sara cable

A girl who likes Ryan ross a little too much
"Did you see Sara Cable crying?"
"Yeah it was over the panic at the disco song northern downpour"
by George ryan ross iiii June 18, 2018
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Cable Car

An electric dude, who likes the name Beatrice. You can always feel a spark when you're with him. He is hot like a lighting rod 😁😁😁😁. He often asks for the wifi password and is constantly concerned with the cable connectivity inside an automobile.
That guy is a real cable car, he is attached to his phone bro bro
by cablecarofficialfanclub June 28, 2018
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Sage cable

Sometimes she sounds like a turtle but it’s okay because she is a beautiful girl and very lovable. She is so sweet and funny and everyone loves her.
Boy number one: Bro sage cable has a fat booty

Boy number two: don’t talk about her that way she is gorgeous but like yeeeee
by Mandog111 June 4, 2019
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Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.
Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?
by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019
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