swear blender 

one who blends swears, to mix profanities

The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.

swear blender by mzpiklz November 11, 2010

Dick Blender 

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

Dick Blender by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

salad blender 

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

salad blender by Farquard October 28, 2015

Bullet blender 

It means that your answer was hard or sometimes could be rude.

Boyfriend: I'm bout to go running. Do you wanna roll up after?

Girlfriend: Yeah. Why not? Lmk.
Boyfriend: Not too long ago started.
Girlfriend: Ok. Lmk.
Boyfriend: Bullet Blender -.-

Bullet blender by Calypsoul99 June 7, 2016

Beauty blender-ing 

Beauty blender-ing is a phrase invented by the beautiful Youtuber and glam-girl Amber Scholl. Beauty blender-ing means that you are blending your make up with a beauty blender.

She is beauty blender-ing her makeup to the gods!
Oh, she need to do some beauty blender-ing.

Beauty blender-ing by Amber Scholl admirer. March 1, 2017

Idiotic blender 

When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit

Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?

She's not an object, she's a woman.

Idiotic blender by Miaminic0514 May 8, 2017

organ blender 

A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.

Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.

organ blender by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017