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Naughty Free Pass 

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.
Naughty Free Pass by Pialinist December 26, 2021
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Celebrity Free Pass 

It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.
Lover: You cheated on me!?

You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.

Lover: oh…ok then

Age Free Role playing 

AFR or Age free Role playing simply means in a nut shell just what it says Age free role playing meaning there will no restrictions what so ever on what will or will not be role played based on a characters age period.

T.A.F.R or Total age free role playing mean that there will be no restrictions on what will or will not be role played based on age period.

Matches Are Free

A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.
Mike asked me what I thought of his new car.
I told him Matches Are Free...
Matches Are Free by Lenny C October 30, 2007

Garrison Union Free School 

Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}
“Hey I really fucking hate my kid and I want them to suffer for atleast 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”

Drinks for free 

Short for “drinks for free in my bar”. Describes a good person so good if you owned a bar and they came in they’d drink for free.

F*ck Free February 

You can’t f*ck anyone in the month of February
“Hey want to f*ck”

Can’t its fff ( F*ck Free February)”
F*ck Free February by tm14 November 13, 2019